11/10/2008

Obama Pictures

Boston.com has an excellent series of pictures of the next President of the United States. Here are a few I thought deserved special merit…



Barack Obama unveils his plan to blur the national flag.



Obama tells off a rogue dentist at a rally.



Proving that in fact he is The One, Barack summons a rainstorm.



Obama appeals to the Halloween vote with his podium costume.



Barack descends from his stairway to heaven.



Obama bought his lottery ticket for the Mega Millions. Did you?

Apologies to both Obama and Boston.com’s excellent photographers for my bad humor.

9/26/2008

Conan O’Brien: Audience Upgrades

11/15/2007

Writers Should Jump To YouTube

You’ve probably heard about the writer’s strike by now. It’s a big dust-up where writers in Hollywood feel they should be compensated for online revenues, while major networks are saying that we should wait until there’s a market. The following clip is a humorous take on just that:

However, something that the writers and YouTube/Google don’t realize is that there is a tremendous opportunity here. As the line between traditional media and online media gets further blurred, something that becomes apparent (to the credit of the writers) is that content creation is key.

That’s what makes this period very interesting: what if all of the writers jumped to online media? I doubt they would do it, because other writers would jump into their traditional media roles, and there may not be enough cash in the online world right now to keep all of these writers.

But, imagine that YouTube/Google had deep pockets, and could snatch all of that writing talent. Screw dealing with NBC for display rights, imagine getting all of that creative talent to write original content that can only be found on YouTube. Essentially, Google would have created an instant online media network, with the best creators money could buy.

If nothing else, the writers should investigate this option to put more pressure on the networks. Just a thought.

I’d hate for them to make the jump, considering how the writers develop all the shows I watch on TV, but can you imagine online media content actually surpassing its traditional media counterparts?

8/9/2007

Universal continues to support HD-DVD, hates consumers.

As reported by Hollywood In Hi-Def (via PS3 Fanboy), Universal president Craig Kornblau apparently wants the format war to continue.

From all of this I gather that Universal hates to give consumers what they want. Truly. Let’s take a look at the points he specified and why they’re problematic (disclaimer: I own a PS3, and I love Blu Ray):

  • Kornblau: Universal initially backed only one format, because it didn’t want a war. So let me get this straight: before, Universal backed HD-DVD exclusively because a format war is bad for consumers. Now, Universal is maintaining their support, because a format war is good for consumers? If it was bad then, it’s bad now. What this says to me is that they want the format war to continue, because the format they backed exclusively has not won.
  • Kornblau: All the other studios get kickbacks for supporting hardware providers too. Quite true. However, the only studio to have exclusives with HD-DVD is Universal.
  • Kornblau: Competition is forcing the price down. I don’t really agree with this at all. Blu Ray players are not dropping in price excessively fast. What’s more, Toshiba’s constant price dropping has all but killed the third party hardware support market. Toshiba has done a good job in dropping the pricing on HD-DVD players, by taking a huge loss. However, competitive pricing does not come from driving competing hardware vendors out of the market.
  • Kornblau: Universal dropping their HD-DVD exclusivity would kill HD-DVD. Quite possibly true, but why is that any concern of theirs? Aside from having backed it exclusively from the start. Consumers are the ones who are making the choice in the market place.
  • Kornblau: Blu Ray provides less interactive and connected features than HD-DVD. Universal hasn’t exactly been churning out the great next-gen must-have content on HD-DVD. What’s more, I’ve got a secret for you, Universal: I’m buying the movie primarily for the movie in high definition. Yes, extras are nice, but what I care about 95% of the time is just the movie. Plus, Blu Ray continues to innovate in this department.
  • Kornblau: Backing HD-DVD is a long term and consumer-focused strategy. This is the most disingenous claim of them all. Backing HD-DVD is not a consumer-focused strategy. Universal is not looking at the market place. They’ve planted their flag in the sand and are stubbornly holding to it. If they were really consumer-focused, they would let the market decide the winner. To decide for the market is insulting.

All that said, here is an open letter to Universal, from yours truly:

To Whom It May Concern at Universal Studios,

I am a movie fan, and am disappointed that I cannot buy any of your content in high definition format. While I know you have movies available in HD-DVD, I can only play Blu Ray. What I don’t understand is why you steadfastly only support HD-DVD.

I am not asking you to drop support for HD-DVD. I understand you have backed them exclusively from the start, and do not want to waiver in your support. What I am suggesting is that you support Blu Ray as well. Just give it a try and see how the market reacts.

To continue to be the only major studio to exclusively back HD-DVD, while claiming this is for the good of the consumer, is a bit patronizing to your consumer base. The workings of the free market are such that market changes occur due to consumer choice. These subtle changes do not occur because you believe that they should be so.

The following is a list of movies and shows that I would have liked to have bought, had they been available in Blu Ray format (based on your release lists from July 2007 - November 2007):

- The Bourne Identity
- Hot Fuzz
- Shaun Of the Dead
- Serenity
- Heroes: Season 1
- The Bourne Supremacy
- Scarface

The problem is, you have a limited window. While it may be that I still want to buy all these movies later, I am in a buy-friendly mood right now, being that I have only gotten a Blu Ray player this year. I have to date already bought nine movies, and hope to buy more. I’m not even buying good movies, mind you. However, your continued
aversion to supporting Blu Ray means that I will not be buying any Universal movies. This saddens me, because in addition to the above, there are many Universal films that I would love to buy, including Jurassic Park, Spy Game, 12 Monkeys, The Blues Brothers, Back to the Future (trilogy), and many, many others. What’s more, my desire and
interest in buying these movies decreases as my Blu Ray collection increases.

Even though state-side Blu Ray is outselling HD-DVD 2:1 (as showcased in the recent multi-format release of 300), I know that this format war is still early. It could in fact be that the high definition video war will succumb to the direct-to-download model. However, this is still something you should leave to consumer choice.

I want very much to give you my money in exchange for high definition versions of your movies. Please consider my plea, along with the plea of many other Blu Ray player owners. If we have already bought a Blu Ray player, we are obviously quite willing to spend even more for high definition videos. (In fact, we have self-selected ourselves as
people who are willing to spend large sums of money!) Do the capitalist thing and listen to your potential customers. We would certainly be willing to pay!

Sincerely,

John

Now, for some rampant unproven speculation, which the Internet is famous for! This is why I precede all of the following bullet points with “I believe” — it means it’s an opinion, and not fact.

  • I believe Universal is getting kickbacks from major corporations to continue their exclusive backing. (Microsoft? Hello?)
  • I believe these kickbacks far exceed the revenue that Universal anticipates they would receive from Blu Ray sales alone.
  • I believe Universal thinks that they can boost their multi-format sales, by getting people to buy into HD-DVD as much as possible now, then switching to Blu Ray when it emerges later, forcing a re-buy.
  • I believe Universal is stubborn, in that they wanted to support one format from the start, and are unwilling to change their stance lest they have to admit a mistake.
  • I believe Universal hates the idea of backing anything Sony-related (as Blu Ray is), as Sony has a competing movie studio.
  • I believe Universal thinks that the high definition market is still too small for serious consideration.

There you go! Am I right? Horribly off? Let me know in comments. Hi HD-DVD fanboys!

8/2/2007

Stupid Coupon Code Boxes

I love the Internet. Did I mention I love the Internet? I do. I especially love shopping on the Internet. You go somewhere, click a few buttons, enter in your credit card and voila — a couple days later, some new shiny item.

However, one of the things that really frustrates the hell out of me are those stupid coupon code boxes. You know the ones. You’re cruising along, happy as a clam, and then suddenly:

couponcode.png

If you’re in the know, you’re all set. However, if you’re like most people, you stare forlornly at that empty box, knowing that fabulous discounts are hidden away from you because you don’t know the secret password. It’s almost like it’s there to intentionally taunt you. Why oh why do online stores do this to you? Why can’t they just charge lower prices?

Apparently I wasn’t the only one feeling this frustration. A friend of mine started this site with coupon codes to bring help to the masses:

Deal Locker

The idea is simple: providing a clearing house of coupon codes for folks who need it. If you know a coupon code, enter it on the site for others. If you need one, come to the site and look it up. They even have a bookmarklet so you can look up a site with just a click.

This is exactly what’s so great about the Internet: there’s a problem many people have, so someone writes a solution to it. Everyone can benefit from this solution, for free. Awesome. Now, if you don’t mind, I have some shopping to do.

7/18/2007

The old ballparks are really the best.

The old parks are really where it’s at. Fenway, Wrigley — now those are ballparks.

7/13/2007

What sort of computer user are you?

Take this quiz to find out what sort of computer user you are!

5/30/2007

Palm Folly

Remember Palm? They were a little company that produced this kickass product called the Treo, which combined a phone and PDA in one awesome, convergent device. They just released the Palm Foleo, to the oohs and ahhs of…well…no one. It’s a separate add-on, about the size of a laptop, that allows you to edit documents or web surf on your phone. That’s right — it’s a glorified keyboard and video screen for your phone.

Oh Palm, what happened to you? At one point, you were the de facto source for PDAs. A brief flirtation with Kyocera brought you to the phone, and culminated in the ultimate convergent device: the Treo.

Then Blackberry started eating your lunch. You had the Treo camp, and you had the Blackberry camp, with the BB camp recruiting new users daily. (Quiet you Pocket PC owners, you were never in the game.) You released the Treo 650, which was a nice upgrade. Then the Treo 700 — an incremental move. Then, the 750…then the 755p…small improvements that went quietly in the background, while Blackberry started cranking some some seriously usable devices. It was time to really strike the market, and show people that Palm was an innovative company. The next product was going to be a must-have device.

So what the hell is the Foleo? Here’s what I don’t understand:

  • Going away from convergence. Palm really put convergent devices on the map with the Treo. An all-in-one device that was small enough to take everywhere — this was great. Everyone rushed to follow suit, because the consumers really wanted this. People want a device they can use on the go. They don’t want separate devices. So why does Palm suddenly think people want a separate device? No one else thinks this, and as the voice of one consumer, I can tell you: I do not want this.
  • Sizing is not portable. This thing is a beast. If it’s a mobile device, it has to be small. This thing is not — it’s the size of a laptop, which brings us to the next item…
  • It competes with a laptop. Most business users have a laptop. I have three of them. Am I really going to want to add this thing beside my other laptops? What’s the point? If I’m going to be viewing documents or surfing the web, then of course I’m going to prefer my laptop. However, rather than focus on making the Palm work better with the laptop, Palm is creating a laptop replacement.
  • It’s priced competitively with a laptop. So, this thing is not a laptop. It lacks a hard drive, it’s underpowered, and doesn’t give much in terms of choice of operating systems or software. Yet, it costs $600. Sure, you get a $100 rebate, but it still will cost me $600 out of pocket. I can get laptops for that amount. Full-blown, fully functional with hard drive laptops.

I want to know what the management at Palm was thinking. Who thought this would be the end all, be all? If this were released near the beginning of April, I would think this must be some kind of April Fool’s Day joke. Oh, what has become of the almighty Palm? Are they just trying to make themselves an easier acquisition target?

3/28/2007

New quiz site: Quibblo.com

Quibblo Ever wanted to add a quiz to your site? Do you just like taking random quizzes? Quibblo.com is for you.

We’ve all been pretty excited about actually launching this thing, and it’s finally live! From a poll on how you’ll vote in 2008 to a quiz on what kind of cat you are, it has a broad range of topics. Plus, people can actually create their own quizzes too.

Some other good ones on site:

Quiz sites aren’t exactly new, but this one is pretty slick. Check it out!

12/29/2006

The coming age of Wii Porn

I have a prediction: we are in 2007 going to have a news article about some parent upset that their child was looking at porn on the Wii. With the release of the Opera browser on Wii, this is actually trivial, as you can just point the web browser at a porn site. Anything that connects to the Internet for web surfing has this risk. What’s sad is that rather than take parental responsibility in this matter, news will pick up on this issue because the terms “Wii” and “porn” were used together, in a manner similar to when “PSP” and “porn” were used together in a sentence. Then Jack Thompson or another conservative anti-gaming group will come in denouncing gaming anew. The standard cycle.

I have another prediction: there will be an adult site targeted specifically to the Wii Internet browser. It’s only a matter of time. Surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) mature-themed sites have always maintained a cutting edge nature, so moving into this new medium is just a natural expansion. Look at porn specifically for PSP or iPod. This will happen.

This makes me sad in some ways, because it’s just yet another way to slander gamers and the game industry for news ratings. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Just remember: parents should take responsibility for their children. Would you really want a game company responsible for your child anyway?